"You're hands down the single most beautiful girl I've ever had the pleasure of knowing and adoring. I just wanted you to know that you make me so fucking happy and I love you more than you'll ever understand. P.S - To any little boys on her page, fall the fuck back because her heart belongs to someone already. -love, him."
the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”
Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.
i was not prepared for that
I just gasped like I wasn’t ready for that at all